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Vertical Seafood Taco Vertical Seafood Taco

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I have a sudden realization... vertical seafood taco is slang for a vagina.

He likes anal.


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Tetris Toon Tetris Toon

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Of course video games are affecting our minds! Don't you remember the outbreak of STACKING BOXES NEATLY that plauged the 1980s?

Good job with this, looking forward to more in the future. Enjoy your Daily 4th!


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: Violent Video Games : : Violent Video Games :

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Video games are a casual thing that MOST PEOPLE DO THESE DAYS. The killers just happened to play video games. I mean, really. ADOLF HITLER WORE PANTS. WE SHOULD ALL STOP WEARING PANTS TO PREVENT ANOTHER MASS HOLOCAUST.

Good Job illwill.


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Purple Ascent Purple Ascent

Rated 1 / 5 stars

This game doesn't ask anything of the player; there are no split-second decisions. You should never lack choice entirely. There's only one platform I can jump to at any given time. It's not fun...I guess you said this game is for relaxation. That's not a valid reason to have people play your game. Youu have to do something to motivate the player to keep on playing.



Greenie Greenie

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Tedious, not fun.



Letter Quest Letter Quest

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is a great concept and I like it a lot. I voted for it on Steam Greenlight (how much will it cost?) and I have some feedback. The dictionary seemed pretty expansive-- often I was able to create words I didn't know existed-- but I typed in "yid" (which I guess could be offensive) and it was not accepted. Was this word left off on purpose? The word "porn" was accepted...

For thenoodge, maoi is not a word, however moai (mo'ai) is.

I think that the idea of an endless mode would be interesting, being entirely randomized with bosses making appearances, chests, merchants, etc. There would be rewards the further in you make it.
A time attack would also be possible, with you getting time for beating enemies and whatnot.

I was able to type "Miyagi," but nothing happened. I don't know what I was expecting.


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baconbanditgames responds:

Thank you for the detailed review, and thank you for voting on Greenlight! The game is currently available at www.letterquestgame.com in early access for $7.99, and we're still deciding on a final price for Steam.

"yid" was intentionally left off due to it being considered slang and offensive to some people. There are several hundred (some pretty obscure!) racial slang words we left out intentionally. "porn" was left in because it's not an offensive term, we view it the same as words like "sex", "testicle", etc. - they are real words that should hopefully not offend anyone. We also left out all known swear words.

Maoi is not really a word, it's an acronym for monoamine oxidase inhibitors, but I added it to the game's dictionary anyway. :)

Great ideas for the endless mode, it's something we're looking into, just trying to find the time (our company is just two people!).

As for "miyagi", I may add that as a bit of an easter egg. I already added the names of lots of Game of Thrones characters, and some other pop culture references just for fun.

EDIT: decided "miyagi" was too good to pass up, so added it to the dictionary. It will be in a future update. Here's proof! ;)
http://i.imgur.com/OSrMuxl.png

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Sky Chase Sky Chase

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Epic.

Epic as hell, man.


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2012 Flash for 2013 2012 Flash for 2013

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Reemus, Burrito Bison, Cuboy, ???, TacoMan, Emoticon?, ???, ???
African Dudes, ???, Pico?, ???, Know it don't know the name :(, Pico, ???, ???
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???, ???, Some Character by SexualLobster, ???, Weisi Shark, Strawberry Clock, ???, ???
???, ???, ???, Gummy Bear thing from B.B.?, ???, ???, ???, ???
Toons These Days, AngryFaic, ???, High5Toons Guy, Messed Up Bible Stories, The Gaurdian, ???, ???
???, ???, ???, ???, ???, OneyG's Geek Character, Edd Gould, ???

Nice art, but I had a lot of ???.

Solved: 19
Unsure on: 3
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Ps. If you think about it #60's goatee looks like vampire fangs